Obligatory Holiday(s) Card


Do you and your family have a wonderful sense of humor? Or maybe you're a grouch around the holidays, but your family will not let you be? Or are you simply too busy to figure out individual holiday/special occasion cards? Well hot dang do I have a card for you! Send this card out to family and friends alike, for Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Boxing Day, Ramadan, Father's Day, Winter Solstice, Earth Day, Canada Day, Guy Fawkes Day, Black Friday, what-have-you day! The perfect silly card for whichever special day you like. Black and white to not offend anyone with specific holiday colors, this card is sure to remain neutral and to the point.

-Hand pressed from linoleum using relief ink
-White premium heavyweight cards (110 lb Cover Stock)
-Size A2 4.25" X 5.5"
-Comes with matching envelope
-Blank inside for your own personal message
-Single Comes packaged in a clear plastic sleeve
-Sets of 5, 10, or 20 come packaged in a kraft box

Normally ships within 3 days of purchase. If you need them shipped immediately, simply direct message me, I can usually accommodate quick orders!

Shipping from United States

Processing time

1-3 business days

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges

Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery

I don't accept cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

Conditions of return

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

Privacy policy

I will only use your shipping and billing address, and contact information

  • To communicate with you about your order
  • To fulfill your order
  • For legal reasons (like paying taxes)

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